This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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