Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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