Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
