your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
