sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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