is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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