I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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