dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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