Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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