have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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