We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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