the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
