Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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