North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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