The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I need water and some morals
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