no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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