If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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