Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
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