apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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