I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
