Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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