Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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