my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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