I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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