My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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