Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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