I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
This is my gift to your gina
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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