this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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