last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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