So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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