is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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