dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
