what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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