U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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