marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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