Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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