He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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