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(303): View more from Colorado

I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.

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Mommy issues

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(805): View more from California

I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.

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You do realize that you broke up with him, right?

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(516): View more from New York

It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post

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(707): View more from California

I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..

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We invented a new game.

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(845): View more from New York

I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...

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