Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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