i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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