And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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