Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Why did my mother make you get naked?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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