Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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