Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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