i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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