do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
ttyl tear gas
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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