i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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