Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
We have started to decorate penises.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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