no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
Randomize
