I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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