Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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