Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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