She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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