Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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